Pokernator 3000

[Steve]

I started up again at paradise poker... i''m up around 200.

Tonight I took a series of beatings which cost me $100 in about 10 minutes (!) ... but I came back to make money on the night.

Here are the beats... (I'm TensOverTwos)

-------------HAND 1-------------------------------------------------------------

Game #572885682 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2004/08/23-19:46:07 (CST)
Table "Alegranza" (real money) -- Seat 8 is the button
Seat 1: IBLaps ($158.00 in chips)
Seat 2: MattFitz ($62.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Undissable ($67.00 in chips)
Seat 4: sandman1 ($38.00 in chips)
Seat 5: TensOverTwos ($90.00 in chips)
Seat 6: AVpair ($51.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Dealmkr1 ($43.00 in chips)
Seat 8: gamblr9275 ($87.00 in chips)
Seat 9: spinal-tap ($159.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Zgooba ($85.00 in chips)
spinal-tap: Post Small Blind ($1)
Zgooba : Post Big Blind ($2)
Dealing...
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Qh ]
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Qc ]
IBLaps : Fold
MattFitz: Fold
Undissable: Fold
sandman1: Fold
TensOverTwos: Raise ($4)
AVpair : Call ($4)
Dealmkr1: Fold
gamblr9275: Fold
spinal-tap: Fold
Zgooba : Fold
*** FLOP *** : [ Ts 7c 9s ]
TensOverTwos: Bet ($2)
AVpair : Raise ($4)
TensOverTwos: Raise ($4)
AVpair : Raise ($4)
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
*** TURN *** : [ Ts 7c 9s ] [ Kd ]
TensOverTwos: Check
AVpair : Bet ($4)
TensOverTwos: Call ($4)
*** RIVER *** : [ Ts 7c 9s Kd ] [ 4s ]
TensOverTwos: Check
AVpair : Check
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $34 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Ts 7c 9s Kd 4s ]
IBLaps didn't bet (folded)
MattFitz didn't bet (folded)
Undissable didn't bet (folded)
sandman1 didn't bet (folded)
TensOverTwos lost $16 (showed hand) [ Qh Qc ] (a pair of queens)
AVpair bet $16, collected $34, net +$18 (showed hand) [ Ac As ] (a pair of aces)
Dealmkr1 didn't bet (folded)
gamblr9275 didn't bet (folded)
spinal-tap lost $1 (folded)
Zgooba lost $2 (folded)

-------------HAND 2-------------------------------------------------------------

Game #572887866 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2004/08/23-19:48:55 (CST)
Table "Alegranza" (real money) -- Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: IBLaps ($165.00 in chips)
Seat 2: MattFitz ($59.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Undissable ($65.00 in chips)
Seat 4: sandman1 ($38.00 in chips)
Seat 5: TensOverTwos ($70.00 in chips)
Seat 6: AVpair ($72.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Dealmkr1 ($43.00 in chips)
Seat 8: gamblr9275 ($87.00 in chips)
Seat 9: spinal-tap ($156.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Zgooba ($84.00 in chips)
Undissable: Post Small Blind ($1)
sandman1: Post Big Blind ($2)
Dealing...
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Ks ]
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Tc ]
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
AVpair : Call ($2)
Dealmkr1: Fold
gamblr9275: Fold
spinal-tap: Fold
Zgooba : Fold
IBLaps : Fold
MattFitz: Fold
Undissable: Raise ($3)
sandman1: Fold
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
AVpair : Call ($2)
*** FLOP *** : [ 2h Kc 9c ]
Undissable: Bet ($2)
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
AVpair : Fold
*** TURN *** : [ 2h Kc 9c ] [ 3c ]
Undissable: Bet ($4)
TensOverTwos: Raise ($8)
Undissable: Call ($4)
*** RIVER *** : [ 2h Kc 9c 3c ] [ 8s ]
Undissable: Check
TensOverTwos: Bet ($4)
Undissable: Call ($4)
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $40 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 2h Kc 9c 3c 8s ]
IBLaps didn't bet (folded)
MattFitz didn't bet (folded)
Undissable bet $18, collected $40, net +$22 (showed hand) [ Kh Ac ] (a pair of kings)
sandman1 lost $2 (folded)
TensOverTwos lost $18 (showed hand) [ Ks Tc ] (a pair of kings)
AVpair lost $4 (folded)
Dealmkr1 didn't bet (folded)
gamblr9275 didn't bet (folded)
spinal-tap didn't bet (folded)
Zgooba didn't bet (folded)

-------------HAND 3-------------------------------------------------------------

Game #572888652 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2004/08/23-19:49:57 (CST)
Table "Alegranza" (real money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: IBLaps ($165.00 in chips)
Seat 2: MattFitz ($59.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Undissable ($87.00 in chips)
Seat 4: sandman1 ($36.00 in chips)
Seat 5: TensOverTwos ($52.00 in chips)
Seat 6: AVpair ($68.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Dealmkr1 ($43.00 in chips)
Seat 8: gamblr9275 ($87.00 in chips)
Seat 9: spinal-tap ($156.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Zgooba ($84.00 in chips)
Undissable said, "knew i should have 3-bet u"
sandman1: Post Small Blind ($1)
TensOverTwos: Post Big Blind ($2)
Dealing...
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ 4c ]
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Ac ]
AVpair : Call ($2)
Dealmkr1: Fold
gamblr9275: Call ($2)
spinal-tap: Call ($2)
Zgooba : Fold
IBLaps : Fold
MattFitz: Call ($2)
Undissable: Raise ($4)
sandman1: Fold
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
AVpair : Call ($2)
gamblr9275: Call ($2)
spinal-tap: Call ($2)
sandman1 said, "how di you know no flush??"
MattFitz: Call ($2)
*** FLOP *** : [ 3s Ts Ad ]
TensOverTwos: Bet ($2)
AVpair : Call ($2)
gamblr9275: Call ($2)
spinal-tap: Call ($2)
MattFitz: Fold
Undissable: Call ($2)
*** TURN *** : [ 3s Ts Ad ] [ 5c ]
TensOverTwos: Bet ($4)
AVpair : Fold
gamblr9275: Call ($4)
spinal-tap: Fold
Undissable: Fold
*** RIVER *** : [ 3s Ts Ad 5c ] [ 7c ]
TensOverTwos: Check
gamblr9275: Check
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $41 | Rake: $2
Board: [ 3s Ts Ad 5c 7c ]
IBLaps didn't bet (folded)
MattFitz lost $4 (folded)
Undissable lost $6 (folded)
sandman1 lost $1 (folded)
TensOverTwos lost $10 (showed hand) [ 4c Ac ] (a pair of aces)
AVpair lost $6 (folded)
Dealmkr1 didn't bet (folded)
gamblr9275 bet $10, collected $41, net +$31 (showed hand) [ Ah Jh ] (a pair of aces)
spinal-tap lost $6 (folded)
Zgooba didn't bet (folded)

-------------HAND 4-------------------------------------------------------------

Game #572891507 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2004/08/23-19:53:26 (CST)
Table "Alegranza" (real money) -- Seat 7 is the button
Seat 1: IBLaps ($165.00 in chips)
Seat 2: MattFitz ($46.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Undissable ($97.00 in chips)
Seat 5: TensOverTwos ($29.00 in chips)
Seat 6: AVpair ($53.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Dealmkr1 ($40.00 in chips)
Seat 8: gamblr9275 ($134.00 in chips)
Seat 9: spinal-tap ($150.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Zgooba ($84.00 in chips)
gamblr9275: Post Small Blind ($1)
spinal-tap: Post Big Blind ($2)
Dealing...
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Jh ]
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ Jc ]
Zgooba : Fold
IBLaps : Fold
MattFitz: Call ($2)
Undissable: Raise ($4)
TensOverTwos: Call ($4)
AVpair : Fold
Dealmkr1: Fold
gamblr9275: Fold
spinal-tap: Fold
MattFitz: Call ($2)
*** FLOP *** : [ 8c Ah 7h ]
MattFitz: Check
Undissable: Bet ($2)
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
MattFitz: Call ($2)
*** TURN *** : [ 8c Ah 7h ] [ Ks ]
MattFitz: Check
Undissable: Bet ($4)
TensOverTwos: Fold
MattFitz: Call ($4)
*** RIVER *** : [ 8c Ah 7h Ks ] [ Qh ]
MattFitz: Check
Undissable: Bet ($4)
MattFitz: Raise ($8)
Undissable: Fold
MattFitz: Winner -- doesn't show cards
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $36 | Rake: $1
Board: [ 8c Ah 7h Ks Qh ]
IBLaps didn't bet (folded)
MattFitz bet $18, collected $40, net +$22
Undissable lost $14 (folded)
sandman1 didn't bet
TensOverTwos lost $6 (folded) [ Jh Jc ] (a pair of jacks)
AVpair didn't bet (folded)
Dealmkr1 didn't bet (folded)
gamblr9275 lost $1 (folded)
spinal-tap lost $2 (folded)
Zgooba didn't bet (folded)


-------------HAND 5 (the heartbreaker)---------------------------------------

Game #572893641 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2004/08/23-19:56:06 (CST)
Table "Alegranza" (real money) -- Seat 10 is the button
Seat 1: tiger415 ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 2: MattFitz ($66.00 in chips)
Seat 3: Undissable ($83.00 in chips)
Seat 4: sandman1 ($35.00 in chips)
Seat 5: TensOverTwos ($23.00 in chips)
Seat 6: AVpair ($67.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Dealmkr1 ($40.00 in chips)
Seat 8: gamblr9275 ($133.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Zgooba ($74.00 in chips)
MattFitz: Post Small Blind ($1)
Undissable: Post Big Blind ($2)
Dealing...
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ 2h ]
Dealt to TensOverTwos [ 2d ]
sandman1: Fold
TensOverTwos: Call ($2)
AVpair : Call ($2)
Dealmkr1: Call ($2)
gamblr9275: Fold
Zgooba : Call ($2)
MattFitz: Call ($1)
Undissable: Check
*** FLOP *** : [ 6s 2c 8s ]
MattFitz: Check
Undissable: Check
TensOverTwos: Check
AVpair : Bet ($2)
Dealmkr1: Call ($2)
Zgooba : Fold
MattFitz: Call ($2)
Undissable: Fold
TensOverTwos: Raise ($4)
AVpair : Call ($2)
Dealmkr1: Call ($2)
MattFitz: Call ($2)
*** TURN *** : [ 6s 2c 8s ] [ 5d ]
MattFitz: Check
TensOverTwos: Bet ($4)
AVpair : Call ($4)
Dealmkr1: Call ($4)
MattFitz: Fold
*** RIVER *** : [ 6s 2c 8s 5d ] [ 4h ]
TensOverTwos: Bet ($4)
AVpair : Raise ($8)
Dealmkr1: Call ($8)
TensOverTwos: Call ($4)
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $61 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 6s 2c 8s 5d 4h ]
tiger415 didn't bet
MattFitz lost $6 (folded)
Undissable lost $2 (folded)
sandman1 didn't bet (folded)
TensOverTwos lost $18 (showed hand) [ 2h 2d ] (three of a kind, twos)
AVpair lost $18 (showed hand) [ As 3s ] (a straight, two to six)
Dealmkr1 bet $18, collected $61, net +$43 (showed hand) [ 6d 7d ] (a straight, four to eight)
gamblr9275 didn't bet (folded)
spinal-tap didn't bet
Zgooba lost $2 (folded)

I know I got outkicked a good number of times... but still... some pretty henious luck...